Have you ever heard of an entertainment explosion? Well that’s what ABC had going on in 1978. They had the non-yet-gay John Travolta in his prime, Mork & Freaking Mindy, Taxi, freaking Fantasy Island … and … and freaking Battlestar Galatica! That’s a fall TV lineup that would still hold up today if all they girls hadn’t become old and ugly with saggy boobs. Actually, even if they did have saggy boobs, Ricardo Montalban would be there to hold them up for the taping of each show. That’s what creepy perverted old men with a freakishly gray man perms do.

EMMANUELLE IN AMERICA

THE 10 HOTTEST EMMANUELLE CHRIQUI VIDEOS OF ALL TIME

Just saying her name is hot. Say it with me … Emanuelle Chriqui (her last name is supposedly pronounced “shreeky” according to Wikipedia). See how hot that is? And the best part is her career is just beginning. She will undoubtedly have a bunch of small parts as “the hot girlfriend” in several movies before she can’t seem to work anymore. Then she will finally succumb to the pressure of Hollywood and do her first nude scene in 2010. There’s an oustide shot at a leaked sex tape, but she seems like too much of a good girl. Did I mention she’s Canadian and is currently applying for American citizenship. And we all know what hot girls will do for a green card.

#10 Emmanuelle Forgot Her Bra - And just look at how happy her nipples are in this scene. Nothing brings a smile to my face more than two happy and perky nipples.

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Today’s Unibrow Hot Chickie of the Day is every Star Trek nerds wet dream, Jolene Blalock. Jolene is best known for having the biggest and best breasts in Star Trek history and for still looking hot even though she always had the “Lloyd Christmas” haircut throughout the show Star Trek: Enterprise. Jolene tells Unibrow that she’s been told that having naked sex with her really is “out of this world” and that she once had a dream where over 100 William Shatner’s were giving her the bukake treatment.

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I still haven’t seen the latest Indiana Jones movie but I’ve heard it’s almost as tragic as the Star Wars prequels. I guess it really is true that having billions of dollars really does cause one to lose touch with reality. My billion dollar reality would involve having sex with a woman from a different country every single day and being able to wear a brand new pair of cotton socks everyday. And yes, I would wear my new cotton socks while having sex with each new girl from each new country. My feet get cold during sex.

October 9th, 2008

Today’s links that will make your butt explode include the 52 best natural breasts of all time, what people are really thinking about at Hooters and a dodgeball facial.

Speeding Ticket Gone Really Wrong (Double Viking)

The 52 Best Natural Breasts Of All Time (COED Magazine)

Girl Gets A Dodgeball Facial (Camel Tap)

History’s Greatest Tales Told By Drunk People (Asylum)

Tila Tequila Took Her Boobs Out On The Town (Bastardly)

What People At Hooters Are Really Thinking (Holy Taco)

Aya Kiguchi Is All Kinds Of Hot (Gorillamask)

The Paparazzi Disses Fabio? (Drunken Stepfather)

Dancing Can Be Dangerous (Afrojacks)

The Five Types Of Things Sports Announcers Need To Stop Saying (Unchoached)

An Ode To Tighty Whiteys (Comedy.com)

Babies Are A Good Source Of Protein (EJB.com)

30 Minutes Of Carnage! (FHM)

Ninja Duck Hunt! (Kontraband)

Cat Annoys Sleeper (College Humor)

Choosing Sarah Palin was definitely a smart political move by John McCain, but the smarter move would’ve been choosing David Hasselhoff as his running mate. Can you imagine Hasselfhoff in debate. First of all, he would sing all of his answers and he if got to a question that he really didn’t have an answer to, he could dance his way out of it. And how is it possible that Hassel doesn’t have his own cologne by now. I know I’d cover myself with “Hoff Spray” everyday if it existed.

The rules of talking animals have always confused me. Birds can speak words, goats can make noises that almost sounds like words yet monkeys and dogs can’t speak at all. You’d think that after thousands of years of listening to us talk, some animals would’ve picked up on it by now. Maybe we need to get them drunk and stoned for a while to loosen them up.

PAINTED LOVE

THE 10 SEXIEST BODY PAINT VIDEOS OF ALL TIME

Clothing on any attractive woman makes absolutely no sense to begin with. It really angers me that they’re forced by society and lawmakers to wear itchy/hot clothes that make them uncomfortable when we all know they’d be much more relaxed if they were always naked. Either that or they can wear this body paint stuff until the lawmakers and society come around. The reason I’m for the body paint is because you can pretty much see exactly what they’re boobs look like.

#10 Jennifer Janesko Seems To Like Her Body Paint Bikini - I’m not sure exactly who this girl is, but I’m betting she’s semi-famous because of certain body parts.

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