UNIBROW IS NOW MANOFEST!!!

My fellow Americans … and apparently a bunch of German people according to my traffic data. It is with great sadness that I announce the end of Unibrow effective today. The short of the story is that the bastards at Uber.com tried to sell Unibrow behind my back after they went out of business so I have decided to smear a stinking pile of diarrhea-infested booger vomit poop back in their face by killing Unibrow so they can’t do anything with it in the future. The good news is the party of grossly innapropriate top 10’s, funny videos and photos of hot chicks will continue on my new  and improved site Manofest which I just launched on www.manofest.com! Manofest will spawn a new era of the de-pussification of the male species by making sure that things like picking yout butt and sniffing your finger in public become acceptable once again. Basically what I’m trying to say is that Manofest already makes Unibrow look like a little bitch. So
hurry up and get over to WWW.MANOFEST.COM!

I now leave Unibrow with Steam’s awesomely craptastic rendition of “Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Them Goodbye.”