12 Oct
2008

During the course of my illustrious farting career there have been two key moments. The first was a massive fart that was so huge it woke me up in the middle of the night and scared my dog out of the bed. The second was a dutch oven football Sunday fart that I attempted to air out which caused the person sitting next to me to gag and almost throw up off of my balcony. Hence my new goal in life. If one of my farts can cause somebody to puke, I can die a happy man. Either that a fart that causes the skin to peel off of someone’s face.

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