THE 10 HOTTEST BIKINI BEER COMMERCIALS OF ALL TIME

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THE 10 HOTTEST BIKINI BEER COMMERCIALS OF ALL TIME

Well, I’d like to start off today by saying that I just completed my first official “40 Fart Sunday.” That’s right ladies and gentleman I tracked and recorded 40 farts throughout my day of football watching, eating and drinking. First of all, I’d like to thank all of the beer I drank last night, the pizza/chicken wings/cheese bread/Bloody Mary’s I ate today and my importantly … my powerful butt. If you think it’s not difficult, I dare you to try. Forcing them out is legal and you are allowed to count a streak of three or more consecutive as three or more individual farts if there’s at least a half-second gap between each sound. Now I set my sights on the 50 Fart Sunday with a topless waitress. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Here’s the ten greatest bikini beer commercials of all-time.

#10 Mooshead Suntan Lotion Babes - Women’s bodies and lotion, oil, Vaseline, soapy suds and work so well together.

#9 Hahn Beer Sells Beer With Sand Boobs - And the best part is when the girl with the big boobs who’s wearing a bikini is running in the beginning. And we all know what boobs do when girls run, don’t we?

#8 Brahma Beer Runaway Tattoo - Nothing like some oily and sweaty female butts to make us thirsty for a cool refreshing beer.

#7 Troegs Beer Proves That Hot Chicks Burp Too - Not to mention the fact that most hot girls secretly have really bad gas too because of their poor diet habits.

#6 Bud Light Shows The Art Of The Bikini Girl Pickup - My only complaint here is that the girls are kind of flat chested. Come on Bud Light … step it up.

#5 Tits & Ass Beer - If someone actually had the balls to sell a beer called Tits & Ass for real, it would sell through the roof. I know I’d stop buying Budweiser.

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#4 MGD Does The Old Horny Bikini Housewife And Gardner Bit - Where does one go about meeting these hot horny housewives? They all looked like Don Rickles in my neighborhood.

#3 Olvi Beer Has A Brilliant Ad Agency - The only thing better than straight up nudity is blurred nudity. This blurring technology still lets you see general nipple shape.

#2 Bavaria Beer Found A Really Hot Girl - It makes sense that you’d find a woman hot enough to cause us to make Bavarian cream for Bavaria beer.

#1 The Miller Lite Catfight - Still one of the most brilliant beer commercials of all time … because of the boob size and overall female hotness.