THE 10 FUNNIEST CELEBRITY SEX TAPE SPOOFS OF ALL TIME

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THE 10 FUNNIEST CELEBRITY SEX TAPE SPOOFS OF ALL TIME

The best part about celebrity sex tapes is finding out that they’re just as bad at sex as we are. We get further confirmation about what retards they really are as we have to listen to the guy always call the girl “baby” and tell her how “f*cking beautiful” they are. The one thing celebrities constantly seem to forget in their sex tapes is the time-honored tradition of the money shot. A good sexual session is never complete without a solid money shot. You might have to deal with the girl always asking you “why do you always have to do that,” but it’s worth it.

#10 The Michael Phelps Sex Tape - Personally, I think it should’ve been an underwater sex tape. I’ve seen some of those clips on some of those dirty video sites and they’re pretty cool.

#9 The Princess Leia & Darth Vader Sex Tape - It may be incest and they may be toys, but I can knock yet another fantasy off of my wish list. I never realized Leia was so flexible.

#8 The Mr. Pringles Sex Tape - Now that you think about it, Mr. Pringles does look like a classic 70’s mustached porn star. The Ron Jeremy of the snack industry, if you will.

#7 The Stephen Hawkings Sex Tape - Even the smartest man in the world has trouble getting it up every now and then.

#6 The Batman Sex Tape - The Dark Knight simply continues to have lady problems. Robin needs to realize that Batman has moved on and let Batman have sex with women again.

#5 The Eva Longoria Sex Tape - I’d have to imagine and Eva Longoria tape does exist. It’s probably Tony Parker doing her doggystyle at center court of the AT&T Center while Tim Duncan is chucking his chicken in the corner.

#4 The Will Arnett Sex Tape - He’s plays a killer magician on TV and he’s a killer magician in bed. Or it could all be an act.

#3 The Danny Devito Sex Tape - The only worse than a Mini Me sex tape … a Danny Devito sex tape. Unless he was dressed up as The Penguin. Then it might be kinda cool.

#2 The Kermit And Tickle Me Elmo Sex Tape - I’ve heard of the legends of Muppet orgies and Kermit does not disappoint. I wonder if you can get a puppet STD?

#1 The Sarah Palin - This will suffice until the real one finally surfaces. You know that dirty little girl made one and there’s a VHS tape out there somewhere.