UNIBROW HOT CHICKIE OF THE DAY: KELLY MONACO

Today’s Unibrow Hot Chickie Of The Day is the unbelievably boob-tastic Kelly Monaco. Besides being the hottest contestant in the history of Dancing With The Stars, Kelly is best known for her infamous lifeguard Playboy spread in 1997 that caused men everywhere to try and give themselves mouth to mouth resuscitation. Kelly tells Unibrow that her cleavage has the ability to hypnotize humans and animals and that her nickname in high school was “The Queefinator.”