SARAH PALIN SWIMSUIT COMPETITION FROM 1984!

You knew it was only a matter of time before this footage would surface. America’s vice presidential hot mommy strutting her stuff back in her beauty pageant days. After reviewing this footage closely, I have determined two things. The first is that one-piece bathing suits suck. The second is that Madame Palin has some really nice Palin’s. I think they even jiggle a little if pay close attention. Yes, ladies and gentleman … this is potentially our vice president in a few short months. I’m depressed and horny all at the same time. And depressed/horny people are the best because they’re easy to take advantage of after they consume small amounts of alcohol.