THE 10 HOTTEST CELEBRITY MILF’S OF ALL TIME

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The 10 Hottest Celebrity MILF’S Of All Time

It’s really easy to break down the MILF fetish. First of all, men assume they must be pretty good in bed and good at doing oral stuff because they’re moms. The second factor is that they’re probably extremely horny because they never have sex anymore. The third and most important factor is the increase of breast size. That’s why you don’t marry a woman with a D cup or higher. If you do, those are going to be some nasty udders when she gets older.

#10 Bridget Moynahan -I still think Brady should’ve chosen Bridget over Gisele. Gisele has a better overall body, but that man face would freak me out on me after a while.

#9 Charisma Carpenter -Ah, I still remember her Playboy spread like it was yesterday. She certainly ordered extra pepperoni with her boobies pizza.

#8 Diane Lane - It’s almost as if she’s getting hotter as she gets older. A very uncommon trait in the female species.

#7 Salma Hayek - I can just imagine her babies right before their first breast feeding saying their first words … “Good lord mommy, you got some tig ol’ bitties!”

#6 Catherine Bell - If only she hadn’t landed that role on JAG. She would’ve been doing B movie skin flicks for the rest of her career and we’d all be better people for it.

#5 Halle Berry - The world watched in amazement as Halle Berry’s pregnant boobs continued to rise like a loaf of bread in the oven. It’s the closest we’ve come to watching a female celebrities boobs explode before our very eyes.

#4 Heidi Klum - Lord knows she and Seal produced the ugliest babies on the planet, but she’s still Heidi Klum. Surprisingly, it seems that her boob got smaller as a result of the babies. Seal must’ve had something to do with it … that little bastard.

#3 Angelina Jolie - The whole adoption kid thing has really ruined her sex appeal of late. Perhaps a properly leaked sex tape could get her back to #1.

#2 Josie Maran - Josie is one of the most underappreciated hotties of our time. That face and those boobies are just … I mean … god damn, honey.

#1 Jessica Alba - For years we always wondered what the world would be like if Jessica Alba actually had big boobs. Thanks to her newfound motherhood, those puppies are huuuuge.